My shitbox

Yeah this is my homepage... but there's nothing here for you, you shall not find salvation here!! But...

You can find the game I'm screwing around with at the moment... yay! Theres a consolation prize for ya!

But... before you get your hopes up you should know that it's not even a game... yet. Just a title screen, some kinda intro, and a first map with nothing on it. I got no time dammit so gimme a break.

If you do download this game you download it as is, at your own risk. I take no responsibility if it erases your harddrive, screws up your operating system, or sleeps with your wife.

But honestly, I'm a nice guy, I wouldn't do that to you. =)

Beowulf.zip

Aside from that there isn't anything else to this site so git offa mah land before I gets mah rifle ans wiskey and hunts yer asses fer killin' mah piggy!

But if you're so inclined you can always look at my hockey pics. Sorry they're so small, I cut them out of our schools magazines, just ignore the "AP" in the corner, that stands for "Associated Press," they're the goofs responsible for the (usually) crappy pics.

Mmm... winning is good. Im the litte guy by the way, even though I'm 6'0", 165 lbs... what does that say about the guy grabbing me?
Typical stuff here, I'm in the black.
Me in the white here, and no it's not legal to hit someone with an elbow... but I'm a bastard so...

I didn't end up scoring... sniff... sniff
I didn't end up scoring here either... yeah I know what it looks like... but no I can score pretty well for a defenseman!
I'm the one in the dark green showin' this bitch the business... five seconds later he ended up scoring! No I'm kidding, he didn't.

I'm the one on the right of the goalie, not in the background though, the closer of the two guys in blue.
And here, I'm the one getting semi-punched in the chest
In the ugly yellow here...

This is me getting kinda drilled into the side boards...
And this is what happens when you take shots at a V.I.P. such as myself (blatant arrogance I know, but if I don't love myself who will??

And this is me with the other teams goalie completely at my mercy! Mwahahah... guess what happened next.
Well if you couldn't guess what happened next in the picture to the left then maybe you'll do better on this one. It's easy... here, I'll help ya...
a) the puck was on my stick
b) the puck left my stick and took flight into the air
c) the dumb goalie left his legs wide open like a bus stop whore
d) the puck proceeded to go between his legs...

And if you stuck it out and stayed here for this long your a) bored outta your mind and b) easily amused.

Heres a pic of my awesomely entertaining girlfriend. *muah*

Mmm... winning is good. Im the litte guy by the way, even though I'm 6'0", 165 lbs... what does that say about the guy grabbing me?	Typical stuff here, I'm in the black.	Me in the white here, and no it's not legal to hit someone with an elbow... but I'm a bastard so...
I didn't end up scoring... sniff... sniff	I didn't end up scoring here either... yeah I know what it looks like... but no I can score pretty well for a defenseman!	I'm the one in the dark green showin' this bitch the business... five seconds later he ended up scoring! No I'm kidding, he didn't.
I'm the one on the right of the goalie, not in the background though, the closer of the two guys in blue.	And here, I'm the one getting semi-punched in the chest	In the ugly yellow here...

This is me getting kinda drilled into the side boards...	And this is what happens when you take shots at a V.I.P. such as myself (blatant arrogance I know, but if I don't love myself who will??
And this is me with the other teams goalie completely at my mercy! Mwahahah... guess what happened next.	Well if you couldn't guess what happened next in the picture to the left then maybe you'll do better on this one. It's easy... here, I'll help ya... a) the puck was on my stick b) the puck left my stick and took flight into the air c) the dumb goalie left his legs wide open like a bus stop whore d) the puck proceeded to go between his legs...